On Monday night Jimmy Kimmel dedicated his late night monologue to what he called “Episode 2”. of CSI: I can’t believe Donald Trump is gone in More Jail, also known as the January 6 Congressional Hearing.
Weird Trump decision “reject advice” of members of his team and declare victory on Election night, despite even Fox News claiming he lost, allegedly came from an “apparently drunk” Rudy Giuliani.
“Obviously drunk, which, judging by the way, is the name of Biography of Rudy Giuliani,” joked Kimmel. “Rudy Giuliani told him to go out and say that he won. way what can you say that Rudy is drunk, his breath smells more like booze than cigars and cat poop for turn.”
The claim that Giuliani was a drunken moron has been confirmed up on former Trump aide Jason Miller who, when asked if anyone that night who “in your observation drank too much, – answered, – um … Mayor Giuliani.
Kimmel couldn’t help but laugh. “Okay, so Rudy was drunk. big Q: What is Donald Trump’s excuse? He doesn’t even drink! I mean, these testimonies from his lawyers, his employees, his campaign advisers, his own family- actually there are only two options here: Either Donald Trump lied and committed several crimes in an attempt to influence the election by force, or he off his fucking rocker. I think it could be both.”
When Trump son-in-right and senior Counsel Jared Kushner was asked during his testimony if he ever shared his point of view on Giuliani’s drunken plan with President, he stammered and replied, “Um… I think… er… yes.”